Summary
BILL got his ass handed to him this week in a brutal beating by David. It was so bad that BILL is going to have to get a restraining order against David. Trevor also took a beating from Alan. Maybe Trevor should stop being such a DixieNormous and start playing better! Tyler, Brian, and Chris all won their matchups this week. - Fake Commish
CORRECTION: Brian lost this week. Not mentioned in the summary, but Nick M got his first win! *- Real Commish
Weekly Awards
Big Dick Award (Most Total Points) $$
Alan 160.08

Little Bitch Award (Fewest Total Points)
BILL 80.12

Matchups Overview

Best and Worst for the Week
| Category | Owner |
|---|---|
| Most Points Scored: | Alan |
| Least Points Scored: | BILL |
| Best Possible Lineup: | Alan |
| Best Lineup Setter | Chris |
| Worst Lineup Setter | BILL |
| Lucky Winners: | – |
| Unlucky Losers: | Trevor |
Best and Worst Positions for the Week
| Category | Owner |
|---|---|
| Best QBs: | Nick M. |
| Best RBs: | Brian |
| Best WRs: | Nick H. |
| Best TEs: | Alan |
| Best Flex: | Nick H. |
| Best DST: | David |
| Best K: | tyler |
| Best Bench: | David |
| Worst QBs: | Nick H. |
| Worst RBs: | Trevor |
| Worst WRs: | tyler |
| Worst TEs: | Brian |
| Worst Flex: | Chris |
| Worst DST: | Trevor |
| Worst K: | Brian |
| Worst Bench: | Lee |