• Final Wrapup

    Posted on January 3, 2024

    Final Summary David came out on top of Tyler in a hard fought battle (250 to 223) in the title match to claim this year’s championship. Congrats David, and welcome back to the championship circle! [Read More]

  • Week 13 Wrapup

    Posted on December 9, 2023

    Summary Chris’ team finally had a decent week when he threw up a lobotomy on Lee who is probably still trying to figure out what the fuck just happened. David took down Brian like Mike Tyson took down Butterbean. Trevor and Nick H had a fucking war that ended with... [Read More]

  • Week 12 Wrapup

    Posted on November 28, 2023

    Summary Lee got his ass handed to him by Brian who really put the moves on him. Can you say “How’d ya like that?” Tyler just barely squeaked by against Bill who must have been distracted or something. David plowed through Alan like a brontosaurus which demoralized the rest of... [Read More]

  • Week 11 Wrapup

    Posted on November 25, 2023

    Summary David had himself a hell of a game this week, really letting Tyler have it. He should be ashamed of himself. Oh wait, he won, no need to be ashamed! Bill pulled off a huge upset over Trevor who clearly choked. Poor Trevor looked like Peyton Manning when he... [Read More]

  • Week 10 Wrapup

    Posted on November 23, 2023

    Summary Lee put his foot up David’s ass and then there was some hopping around. Chris made Alan look like a slow Sunday driver trying to get through rush hour traffic. Nick H showed why he is the Saucy Sheriff with a top notch performance against Bill. Brian pulled off... [Read More]

  • Week 9 Wrapup

    Posted on November 21, 2023

    Summary Lee got slapped down hard by Trevor this week, as if someone took their Oreos and shoved them into the toilet. Nick M didn’t stand a chance against Bill, like trying to fight a Viking. Brian threw up a brick wall against Alan’s offense, making it look like Alan... [Read More]

  • Week 8 Wrapup

    Posted on November 19, 2023

    Summary Chris finally got off the schneid and won a game this week against Trevor who took one in the nuts. Poor dude, they talk about his team like it’s the 98 Astros. Lee really thrashed Tyler which is no surprise since Tyler has been dumping in his fantasy football... [Read More]

  • Week 7 Wrapup

    Posted on November 17, 2023

    Summary Trevor and Tyler both had strong performances this week. Trevor really drilled Brian in the butt with a massive 138 points. Chris continued to live up to his lame reputation by not even posting triple digits against Tyler. Lee squeaked out a win over Bill while David pulled off... [Read More]

  • Week 6 Wrapup

    Posted on November 15, 2023

    Summary Trevor and Tyler both won close games this week. Trevor beat up David, while Tyler took it to Alan. It was a solid showing by Trevor and Tyler, though neither of them are even close to Brian. Brian annihilated Bill’s team this week; that’s gotta hurt Bill’s pride more... [Read More]

  • Week 5 Wrapup

    Posted on October 10, 2023

    Summary David is like a nuke and Cromartie is a tank! David blew Alan away with an insane 176.16. Bill’s Mayor team was causing major damage this week with a big victory over Chris’ Fortes and Blounts. Tyler, Lee, Nick M, and Nick H all had easy victories this week.... [Read More]

  • Week 4 Wrapup

    Posted on October 3, 2023

    Summary Tyler really got deep into Bill’s ass this week. That was a thorough beating! Nick H showed David who the real Eifert for the Bradys are with a huge win. The tightest game of the week had to be Lee vs Alan. Looked like Lee found the fountain of... [Read More]

  • Week 3 Wrapup

    Posted on September 26, 2023

    Summary Tyler dropped a huge payload on Brian’s face this week. Brian Michael Scott should watch some commercials and sit out a few weeks. Trevor was taken behind the woodshed by Bill this week. What a brutal beating. Alan barely escaped with a victory over Chris, good thing Chris’ team... [Read More]

  • Week 2 Wrapup

    Posted on September 19, 2023

    Summary Trevor put the clamps on Tyler this week and made Joey Freshwater look like a freshman learning how to drive a car. Brian had a huge showing and made Alan feel like a toddler getting dropped off at his first day of school. David and Lee got their asses... [Read More]

  • Week 1 Wrapup

    Posted on September 13, 2023

    Summary Tyler kicked off the season with an impressive win over Nick H. that got the ball rolling for what should be an epic year. David, Bill, and Trevor all had nice wins in close games. Chris’ team barely managed to pull out a win over Lee, who might have... [Read More]

  • Final Wrapup

    Posted on January 7, 2023

    Final Summary Lee dominated David (271 to 187) in the title match to claim this year’s championship. Congrats Lee! That’s 2 championships in the last 3 seasons. Wow, who’d have thought it – Lee a fantasy powerhouse.. Gross. [Read More]

  • Week 13 Wrapup

    Posted on December 7, 2022

    Summary It was a close one, but Bill pulled out the victory against Tyler. Trevor had no problem with Alan. Brian spanked David. Chris took a beating from Nick H. The playoffs are set and it’s going to be a close one! Trevor, Alan, Lee, and David are all in... [Read More]

  • Week 12 Wrapup

    Posted on November 30, 2022

    Summary In the game of the week, Trevor barely pulled out a victory against David. Trevor is really starting to show his dominance in the league and is looking like the favorite to win it all. Alan had an easy win against Nick M. and is also looking strong. Tyler... [Read More]

  • Week 11 Wrapup

    Posted on November 23, 2022

    Summary Lee had a stellar performance this week, trouncing Nick H 175 to 110.96. Trevor just barely squeaked by Nick M. David had a strong game against Chris D. Alan lost a close one to Bill. Brian got his butt dialed by Tyler. [Read More]

  • Week 10 Wrapup

    Posted on November 16, 2022

    Summary Chris continues his winning ways by destroying Nick M and Quiet Quitters. Lee gets a big win against Alan to keep his playoff hopes alive. Trevor does what he does best and beats up on Bill. David gets a big win against Tyler to stay in the playoff hunt.... [Read More]

  • Week 9 Wrapup

    Posted on November 9, 2022

    Summary Alan obliterated Brian this week in a matchup of two of the top teams in the league. Trevor eeked out a victory against Lee. Chris annihilated Tyler. David won a close one against Nick H. Bill and Nick M. played to a draw which is about as exciting as... [Read More]

  • Week 8 Wrapup

    Posted on November 2, 2022

    Summary BILL finally won a game! Hooray for BILL! What a fucking idiot. That joy will be short lived as he will go back to his regular losing ways next week. Speaking of fucking idiot losers, Tyler lost to Trevor. Trevor is good at fantasy football and Tyler is bad.... [Read More]

  • Week 7 Wrapup

    Posted on October 26, 2022

    Summary This week was full of close matchups with the exception of Alan stomping on Nick H’s face. Trevor barely squeaked by Brian in a matchup that could have easily gone the other way. Tyler had a big win over Lee which propels him up the standings. Chris also had... [Read More]

  • Week 6 Wrapup

    Posted on October 19, 2022

    Summary Bill finally pulled his head out of his ass and won a matchup! It was a close one against Nick H, but a win is a win. tyler and Quiet Quitters both had quiet weeks, but Quiet Quitters came out on top. Brian soundly beat up on Lee. Trevor... [Read More]

  • Week 5 Wrapup

    Posted on October 12, 2022

    Summary The Mayor got his ass kicked by Nick M this week. What a fucking embarrassment. Maybe if he spent more time fixing his shit city and less time setting his lineup he wouldn’t be in last place. Trevor, Alan, and Tyler all took tough losses this week. Tyler’s loss... [Read More]

  • Week 4 Wrapup

    Posted on October 5, 2022

    Summary BILL got his ass handed to him this week in a brutal beating by David. It was so bad that BILL is going to have to get a restraining order against David. Trevor also took a beating from Alan. Maybe Trevor should stop being such a DixieNormous and start... [Read More]

  • Week 3 Wrapup

    Posted on September 28, 2022

    Summary In a close matchup, Nick H barely squeaked out a victory over Trevor. Trevor is really pissed off about that loss and will be looking to take out his frustration on the rest of the league. Brian won a close one against tyler. tyler is really shitty at fantasy... [Read More]

  • Week 2 Wrapup

    Posted on September 21, 2022

    Summary Lee and Trevor had nice convincing wins this week. Trevor’s team looks unstoppable! David and Nick H. had close battles but were able to squeak out the victory. Bill’s team barely won but a win is a win I guess. Chris and Nick M. continue to look like shit.... [Read More]

  • Week 1 Wrapup

    Posted on September 14, 2022

    Summary Week one is in the books and we had some great matchups. Nick M took an L in his debut against the Butt Dial. Tyler won the Joey Freshwater Bowl against Chris in a close one. Trevor won in a blowout against Bill. David Eiferted his way to victory... [Read More]