Summary

David is like a nuke and Cromartie is a tank! David blew Alan away with an insane 176.16. Bill’s Mayor team was causing major damage this week with a big victory over Chris’ Fortes and Blounts. Tyler, Lee, Nick M, and Nick H all had easy victories this week. Trevor and Brian were walking the plank after losses to Nick H and Lee. Tyler’s team is leading the pack at 4-1 while Bill, Nick M, Nick H, and Lee are all sitting pretty at 3-2. Brian, Trevor, David, and Chris are teetering on the verge of irrelevance. Alan’s team smells like shit they must’ve stepped in some because they got their asses handed to them this week! - Fake Commish


Weekly Awards

Big Dick Award (Most Total Points) $$

David 176.16

Little Bitch Award (Fewest Total Points)

Brian 66.0


Matchups Overview

Best and Worst for the Week

Category Owner
Most Points Scored: David
Least Points Scored: Brian
Best Possible Lineup: David
Best Lineup Setter Alan
Worst Lineup Setter Nick H
Lucky Winners Tyler
Unlucky Losers

Best and Worst Positions for the Week

Category Owner
Best QBs: Bill
Best RBs: David
Best WRs: David
Best TEs: Lee
Best DST: Trevor
Best K: Nick M
Best Bench: Nick H
Worst QBs: Lee
Worst RBs: Alan
Worst WRs: Nick M
Worst TEs: Nick M
Worst DST: David
Worst K: Brian
Worst Bench: Alan