Summary

Chris finally got off the schneid and won a game this week against Trevor who took one in the nuts. Poor dude, they talk about his team like it’s the 98 Astros. Lee really thrashed Tyler which is no surprise since Tyler has been dumping in his fantasy football playoff pants all year. David was able to get argumentative with Bill who was out of his league in this battle. Alan tried, but could not come up with the answers against Nick M, so he got sent home with his tail between his legs. Brian is still dominating with Hugh’s Butt Dial and Nick H is still sucking even more cock than a drunken frat pledge on St Patty’s day. Tyler, Lee, and Brian are all ensuring their spot in the playoffs while David, Nick M and Bill are fighting for the last two spots. - Fake Commish


Weekly Awards

Big Dick Award (Most Total Points) $$

Brian 155.98

Little Bitch Award (Fewest Total Points)

Trevor 93.5


Matchups Overview

Best and Worst for the Week

Category Owner
Most Points Scored: Brian
Least Points Scored: Trevor
Best Possible Lineup: Brian
Best Lineup Setter David
Worst Lineup Setter Trevor
Lucky Winners Chris,
Nick M
Unlucky Losers Bill

Best and Worst Positions for the Week

Category Owner
Best QBs: David
Best RBs: Brian
Best WRs: Bill
Best TEs: Lee
Best DST: Lee
Best K: Nick H
Best Bench: Brian
Worst QBs: Trevor
Worst RBs: Tyler
Worst WRs: Tyler
Worst TEs: Trevor
Worst DST: Trevor
Worst K: Nick M
Worst Bench: Alan