Summary

Lee put his foot up David’s ass and then there was some hopping around. Chris made Alan look like a slow Sunday driver trying to get through rush hour traffic. Nick H showed why he is the Saucy Sheriff with a top notch performance against Bill. Brian pulled off the biggest victory of the week beating Nick M who may as well just change their team name to the Quiet Quitters. Brian, Tyler, and Lee are all sitting atop the standings. These three must have plotted to take over the league, or at least that’s what Alan thinks. Trevor, Bill, and Nick M are on the bubble for a playoff spot. Meanwhile, Chris is about as likely to make the playoffs as a snowball surviving an Arizona summer. - Fake Commish


Weekly Awards

Big Dick Award (Most Total Points) $$

Brian 155.98

Little Bitch Award (Fewest Total Points)

Bill 79.74


Matchups Overview

Best and Worst for the Week

Category Owner
Most Points Scored: Brian
Least Points Scored: Bill
Best Possible Lineup: Brian
Best Lineup Setter Lee
Worst Lineup Setter David
Lucky Winners Nick H
Unlucky Losers Nick M,
Alan

Best and Worst Positions for the Week

Category Owner
Best QBs: Brian
Best RBs: Nick M
Best WRs: Chris
Best TEs: Brian
Best DST: Nick M
Best K: Tyler
Best Bench: Alan
Worst QBs: Nick H
Worst RBs: Tyler
Worst WRs: Bill
Worst TEs: Nick M
Worst DST: Brian
Worst K: Bill
Worst Bench: Lee