Summary
Chris’ team finally had a decent week when he threw up a lobotomy on Lee who is probably still trying to figure out what the fuck just happened. David took down Brian like Mike Tyson took down Butterbean. Trevor and Nick H had a fucking war that ended with Trevor winning on Matt Prater’s last second field goal. Tyler’s team is locking up the 1 seed, as they continue to dominate the league like a dude in prison dominating another dude in prison.
The playoffs will be Tyler, Brian, David, and Lee vying for the title this year. Everyone else is eliminated from the playoffs and should be embarrassed about their performances this season - especially Alan who has lost 10 games! - Fake Commish
Weekly Awards
Big Dick Award (Most Total Points) $$
David 164.5
Little Bitch Award (Fewest Total Points)
Nick M 79.68
Matchups Overview
Best and Worst for the Week
| Category | Owner |
|---|---|
| Most Points Scored: | David |
| Least Points Scored: | Nick M |
| Best Possible Lineup: | Bill |
| Best Lineup Setter | Lee |
| Worst Lineup Setter | Chris |
| Lucky Winners | Chris, Tyler |
| Unlucky Losers | Brian, Nick H |
Best and Worst Positions for the Week
| Category | Owner |
|---|---|
| Best QBs: | Brian |
| Best RBs: | Trevor |
| Best WRs: | Nick H |
| Best TEs: | David |
| Best DST: | Bill |
| Best K: | David |
| Best Bench: | Chris |
| Worst QBs: | Alan |
| Worst RBs: | Nick M |
| Worst WRs: | Lee |
| Worst TEs: | Chris |
| Worst DST: | Nick H |
| Worst K: | Chris |
| Worst Bench: | Lee |