Week 4 Wrapup

Summary

HOLY MOTHER OF FANTASY FOOTBALL, what a week we just witnessed! Tyler went absolutely SUPERNOVA with a jaw-dropping 172.4 points—that’s the kind of performance that legends are made of! That’s the kind of score that makes you want to frame your lineup and hang it on the wall next to your college diploma. Poor Bill put up a genuinely solid 115.38 and got absolutely ANNIHILATED anyway. Bill, my condolences—you played well, you did everything right, but you ran into a hurricane and there’s no surviving that. It’s like bringing a really nice umbrella to a Category 5 storm—good effort, but you’re still getting destroyed.

Chris FINALLY got himself a win! Hallelujah, the drought is over! Chris squeaked past Nick H 110.3 to 107.28 in what can only be described as a lucky break for the ages. Chris, you didn’t dominate, you didn’t impress, but you WON and at 1-3 you’ll take it however it comes. Nick H has to be kicking himself because 107 points should be enough to beat most teams, but not this week. That’s fantasy football—sometimes you’re the windshield, sometimes you’re the bug.

Lee put together a monster performance with 134.96, absolutely demolishing David who hit rock bottom with a pathetic 97.7. David, that’s the kind of score that makes you wonder if your players even showed up to the stadium. Meanwhile, Trevor came through with a solid 126.58, taking down Nick M’s 116.72 in a matchup where both guys actually played pretty well, but someone had to lose.

And then we have Brian, who got himself a lucky win over Alan 121.3 to 115.74. Brian, you and Chris both won with below-average performances this week—you’re like two guys who found twenty-dollar bills on the ground and are acting like you earned a paycheck. Alan put up a respectable showing and walked away with nothing to show for it except another L in the loss column.

But let’s be real—this week was ALL about Tyler’s nuclear explosion. 172 points! That’s the stuff of fantasy legend, the kind of performance you tell your grandkids about! Everyone else is just living in Tyler’s world right now! - Fake Commish

Weekly Awards

Big Dick Award (Most Total Points) $$

Tyler 172.4

Little Bitch Award (Fewest Total Points)

David 97.7

Matchups Overview

Best and Worst for the Week

Best and Worst Positions for the Week