Week 6 Wrapup

Summary

Week 6 is in the books and we’ve got ourselves a tale of two extremes—one guy putting on an absolute CLINIC and another guy who should probably just delete his fantasy app and pretend this never happened. Let’s get into it!

Nick H came out absolutely BLAZING with a monstrous 145.1 points, putting on a show that would make highlight reels jealous! Meanwhile, David hit rock bottom with a soul-crushing 79.22—that’s not just losing, that’s getting lapped twice while everyone else is finishing the race. David, buddy, 79 points? That’s the kind of performance that makes you question everything from your draft strategy to your wi-fi connection. Nick H basically beat David so bad, it should count as two wins. This wasn’t a matchup, this was a public execution!

Bill brought the thunder with 140.28 points, absolutely CRUSHING Trevor’s 93.74 in what can only be described as a complete and utter beatdown. Bill’s on fire lately, and Trevor? Trevor’s looking like he showed up to the game without cleats, a playbook, or any idea what sport he’s even playing. This was men vs. boys, and Trevor was definitely still in the kiddie pool.

Lee handled Brian pretty comfortably with 119.1 to 107.88—nothing flashy, nothing fancy, just a workmanlike win that gets the job done. Brian put up a respectable showing, but respectable doesn’t win you matchups, excellence does. And Tyler squeaked past Alan 120.82 to 119.54 in a nail-biter that had to have Alan punching the air. Alan, you scored almost 120 points and STILL lost! That’s the kind of bad beat that makes you want to write angry letters to the fantasy football gods!

And then we have the luckiest man in the universe this week: Nick M, who somehow beat Chris 99.76 to 98.04 in the most pathetic matchup of the week. Both of you put up scores that wouldn’t win in a JV league, but Nick M backed into another W like a guy parallel parking for the first time—lots of confusion, zero grace, but somehow it worked out! Chris has to be beside himself—he’s now 1-5 and can’t catch a break even when his opponent literally forgot how to score points!

So hats off to Nick H and Bill for reminding us what excellence looks like, and to David—maybe Week 7 will be kinder to you. Maybe. - Fake Commish

Weekly Awards

Big Dick Award (Most Total Points) $$

Nick H 145.1

Little Bitch Award (Fewest Total Points)

David 79.22

Matchups Overview

Best and Worst for the Week

Best and Worst Positions for the Week