Week 7 Wrapup

Summary

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, Week 7 just delivered us one of the most EXPLOSIVE performances of the season! Alan came out like a man absolutely POSSESSED, dropping a ridiculous 168.84 points on poor Lee’s head! That’s not just winning—that’s making a statement heard from coast to coast! Lee put up a respectable 109.14 and got absolutely DEMOLISHED anyway. Alan, you beautiful maniac, where was THIS performance the last six weeks? You’ve been playing like a mid-tier team all season and suddenly you wake up and decide to drop the fantasy football equivalent of a nuclear bomb! This is the kind of week that makes highlight reels!

Meanwhile, Trevor hit rock bottom with an absolutely PATHETIC 85.48 points, losing to Nick H’s commanding 136.66. Trevor, that’s two weeks in a row of bottom-feeding garbage performances—you’re not in a slump, you’re building a summer home in the basement! Nick H continues his hot streak, but let’s be honest, beating Trevor right now is about as impressive as beating traffic at 3 AM.

Chris came through with a MONSTER performance of his own, putting up 155.68 to absolutely crush David’s 99.64. Chris, THIS is what we’ve been waiting for all season! You’ve been struggling, you’ve been snake-bitten, you’ve been cursed by the fantasy gods, but THIS week you remembered how to play! David continues his own personal nightmare—two weeks in a row of sub-100 performances. David, my guy, you’re looking like a car stuck in neutral rolling backwards down a hill!

Brian handled Bill pretty easily with 119.84 to 88.18—Bill’s hot streak has officially cooled off faster than a pizza left outside in January. And Nick M continues his magical mystery tour of backing into wins, squeaking past Tyler 104.2 to 91.64. Nick M, you’ve won games with 100 points, 99 points, and now 104 points—you’re like the guy who keeps finding money in old coat pockets. Nobody knows how you’re doing it, least of all you, but keep riding that luck train!

So let’s give it up for Alan, who reminded us all what greatness looks like, and to Chris for FINALLY breaking through with a massive performance! Everyone else—back to the drawing board! - Fake Commish

Weekly Awards

Big Dick Award (Most Total Points) $$

Alan 168.84

Little Bitch Award (Fewest Total Points)

Trevor 85.48

Matchups Overview

Best and Worst for the Week

Best and Worst Positions for the Week