Week 10 Wrapup

Summary

Week 10 gave us REDEMPTION, HEARTBREAK, and one of the most tragic unlucky losses of the entire season! Let’s get into it!

Trevor came out like an absolute BEAST with 144.6 points, putting on a show that makes you wonder where THIS performance has been hiding all season! But here’s the heartbreaking part—Lee put up 136.74, which is a MONSTER score that would’ve beaten literally every other team this week, and he STILL lost! Lee, my deepest condolences because this is the cruelest hand fantasy football can deal you. You put up one of your best performances of the year and you STILL walk away with an L. That’s like acing a test and failing because your teacher curved it against the one genius who got a perfect score!

Bill bounced back STRONG with 139.8 points, absolutely crushing Tyler’s 98.22 in a beatdown that was never even close. Bill’s back in form after his Week 8 disaster, while Tyler’s looking like he’s running on empty. And David—DAVID!—put up his best performance in weeks with 141.42, demolishing Brian’s 114.52! David, you’ve been suffering through the worst slump of the season, but you picked the perfect time to break out! This is what we’ve been waiting for!

Chris continued his hot streak with 119.48, taking down Nick H’s 88.42 pretty handily. Chris is on fire lately—from 0-3 to start the season to stringing together solid wins. That’s what we call character development, folks! Nick H, on the other hand, is in free fall after his hot start. What happened to you, man?

And then we have Alan, who got the LUCKIEST win of the week, beating Nick M 105.42 to 83.9 with a below-average performance. Alan, you put up mediocre numbers and won anyway because Nick M completely forgot how to play fantasy football! Nick M went from 136 points last week to 83 this week—that’s not variance, that’s a complete and total collapse! Alan backed into this W like a student driver backing out of a driveway—lots of confusion, zero grace, but somehow it worked!

So let’s give it up for Trevor and David for monster performances, and pour one out for Lee who deserved so much better! Week 10—what a ride! - Fake Commish

Weekly Awards

Big Dick Award (Most Total Points) $$

Trevor 144.6

Little Bitch Award (Fewest Total Points)

Nick M 83.9

Matchups Overview

Best and Worst for the Week

Best and Worst Positions for the Week