Week 11 Wrapup

Summary

Week 11 was ROUGH, folks—we’re talking historically bad scores across the board, with one shining exception who actually remembered that fantasy football requires effort! Let’s dive into this dumpster fire!

Lee came out as the ONLY person who actually showed up this week, dropping 140.08 points while everyone else was busy forgetting how to play football! Lee beat Bill’s 111.32 pretty handily, and honestly, Lee’s the only one who deserves any credit this week. Everyone else? You all should be embarrassed. This was like watching one A-student in a class full of people who forgot there was a test!

Nick M hit an all-time season low with an absolutely PATHETIC 65.74 points—that’s not just bad, that’s “did you even set your lineup?” bad! Brian beat him 93.04 to 65.74, and even Brian’s score was nothing to write home about! Brian, you won with 93 points—that’s like winning a race because everyone else tripped over their own shoelaces! Both of you should be ashamed, but Nick M, you especially need to take a long look in the mirror!

Chris squeaked past Alan 102.4 to 76.94 in a matchup that had all the excitement of watching paint dry. Both of these scores are terrible, but Alan’s was MORE terrible, so congratulations Chris on being slightly less mediocre! And Trevor beat David 104.64 to 96.0 in another snooze-fest where neither team broke 105 points. David, you scored 96 and you’re UNLUCKY? No buddy, you just lost to someone who was also terrible!

And then we have the luckiest matchup of the week: Nick H beating Tyler 82.02 to 80.18 in what can only be described as a race to the bottom that Nick H somehow won! Both of you put up scores that would embarrass a middle school team, but Nick H backed into this W by being SLIGHTLY less awful! Tyler, you lost by less than two points with the second-worst score of the week—that’s not unlucky, that’s just sad!

So let’s give it up for Lee, the ONLY person who remembered how to play fantasy football this week! Everyone else—you should all be buying Lee dinner because he’s carrying the reputation of this entire league on his back! - Fake Commish

Weekly Awards

Big Dick Award (Most Total Points) $$

Lee 140.08

Little Bitch Award (Fewest Total Points)

Nick M 65.74

Matchups Overview

Best and Worst for the Week

Best and Worst Positions for the Week