Summary

Week 12 brought us some MUCH-needed redemption after last week’s absolute disaster, with several guys remembering that fantasy football actually requires scoring points! Let’s break it down!

Chris came out absolutely FIRING with a monster 141.92 points, beating Tyler’s very respectable 126.78 in what was actually a fantastic matchup! Chris is on an absolute TEAR lately—this man has completely transformed from the disaster we saw early in the season! Tyler, you put up a solid 126 points and you STILL lost—that’s tough, but that’s what happens when you run into someone playing at an elite level! This was unlucky for Tyler, but you gotta give Chris his flowers because he EARNED this one!

Alan bounced back strong with 137.86, crushing Brian’s 107.2 in a commanding victory. Alan’s been up and down all season—one week he’s dropping 168, the next week he’s putting up 76—but this week he remembered how to dominate! Brian’s 107 is respectable enough, but not enough against Alan when he’s locked in!

David put together a nice showing with 126.36, beating Bill’s 119.26 in a matchup where both guys actually showed up to play! Bill’s gotta be frustrated because 119 points is a solid performance that wins most weeks, but not this one. That’s back-to-back unlucky losses for Bill—he’s scored well but keeps running into people playing even better!

Nick H handled Lee pretty easily with 118.92 to 97.42—Lee’s coming back down to earth after his dominant Week 11 performance. And Trevor got himself a LUCKY win over Nick M 105.26 to 90.04. Trevor, you put up a mediocre performance and won anyway because Nick M continues his personal nightmare of a late season! Nick M has completely fallen apart—from backing into wins with lucky performances to just straight-up forgetting how to play!

So let’s give it up for Chris, who’s playing championship-level football right now! Alan and David also deserve credit for solid performances! Everyone else—well, there’s always next week! - Fake Commish


Weekly Awards

Big Dick Award (Most Total Points) $$

Chris 141.92

Little Bitch Award (Fewest Total Points)

Nick M 90.04


Matchups Overview

Best and Worst for the Week

Category Owner
Most Points Scored: Chris
Least Points Scored: Nick M
Best Possible Lineup: David
Best Lineup Setter Chris
Worst Lineup Setter Tyler
Lucky Winners Trevor
Unlucky Losers Tyler,
Bill

Best and Worst Positions for the Week

Category Owner
Best QBs: Nick H
Best RBs: Chris
Best WRs: Alan
Best TEs: Chris
Best DST: David
Best K: David
Best Bench: David
Worst QBs: Nick M
Worst RBs: Nick M
Worst WRs: Nick M
Worst TEs: Tyler
Worst DST: Nick M
Worst K: Lee
Worst Bench: Bill