Summary
Week 13—the final week of the regular season—is officially in the books, and what a way to close it out! We’ve got one MONSTER performance, one complete collapse, and the playoff picture is FINALLY set! Let’s wrap this thing up!
David came out like an absolute CHAMPION with a season-best 149.4 points, absolutely DEMOLISHING Nick M’s 97.74 in what was never even close! David, you’ve been through HELL this season—early slumps, unlucky losses, rock-bottom performances—but you saved your best for last! This is the kind of performance that makes you dangerous heading into the playoffs! Nick M, on the other hand, continues his season-ending collapse. You went from backing into wins to backing into the offseason!
Tyler hit an all-time season low with an absolutely PATHETIC 73.44 points, losing to Brian’s 116.34 in a beatdown that was over before it started! Tyler, what happened to you? You dropped 172 points in Week 4 and you’re closing the season with 73? That’s not regression, that’s a complete and total meltdown! Brian cruised to victory, but honestly, he could’ve sleepwalked through this one and still won!
Chris continued his late-season dominance with 120.42, beating Lee’s 92.82 and cementing himself as one of the hottest teams heading into the playoffs! Chris went from 0-3 to finish strong—that’s what we call character development! Lee, you’ve been solid all season but you’re limping into the playoffs with back-to-back mediocre performances. Better figure it out quick!
Nick H handled Bill pretty easily with 119.6 to 89.24—Bill’s been struggling lately and this was no exception. And Trevor got himself another LUCKY win, squeaking past Alan 103.78 to 99.62 with a below-average performance! Trevor, you’ve been backing into wins all season long, but hey, a W is a W!
So that’s it folks—the regular season is DONE! Playoff teams, congratulations on making it! Everyone else, there’s always next year! Let’s see who can close this thing out and bring home the championship! - Fake Commish
Weekly Awards
Big Dick Award (Most Total Points) $$
David 149.4
Little Bitch Award (Fewest Total Points)
Tyler 73.44
Matchups Overview
Best and Worst for the Week
| Category | Owner |
|---|---|
| Most Points Scored: | David |
| Least Points Scored: | Tyler |
| Best Possible Lineup: | David |
| Best Lineup Setter | David |
| Worst Lineup Setter | Bill |
| Lucky Winners | Trevor |
| Unlucky Losers |
Best and Worst Positions for the Week
| Category | Owner |
|---|---|
| Best QBs: | David |
| Best RBs: | David |
| Best WRs: | Chris |
| Best TEs: | Trevor |
| Best DST: | David |
| Best K: | Nick H |
| Best Bench: | David |
| Worst QBs: | Tyler |
| Worst RBs: | Tyler |
| Worst WRs: | Tyler |
| Worst TEs: | Lee |
| Worst DST: | Tyler |
| Worst K: | Tyler |
| Worst Bench: | Tyler |