Summary
The Championship Contenders:
Holy smokes, folks—the playoff dust has settled and we’ve got ourselves a CHAMPIONSHIP MATCHUP FOR THE AGES! Lee came out like an absolute TITAN with a staggering 568.52 points over two weeks, absolutely DEMOLISHING Nick H’s 490.8! Lee, you beautiful maniac, you put up the highest two-week total in league history and made it look EASY! Nick H fought valiantly with a very respectable 490 points, but when Lee’s on fire like this, you’re basically bringing a garden hose to fight a dragon! Nick H, you had a great season and a solid playoff run, but Lee just reminded everyone why he’s been dominant all year long!
And on the other side of the championship bracket, Brian squeaked past Chris 445.4 to 427.52 in what was WAY closer than Brian probably wanted! Brian, you won, but let’s not act like you dominated—Chris gave you a hell of a fight and nearly pulled off the upset! Both of you put up respectable numbers, but at the end of the day, Brian advances and Chris heads home wondering what could’ve been!
So there you have it, folks—it’s LEE vs BRIAN for the championship! Lee’s been the model of consistency all season and just put up an absolutely BONKERS two-week performance! Brian’s the underdog who’s been solid all year but now faces the toughest opponent imaginable! This is gonna be EPIC!
The Consolation Bracket:
Down in the consolation games, we had some WILD swings! Bill came through with a MASSIVE 506.4 points, absolutely CRUSHING Alan’s 456.76! Bill, you struggled down the stretch of the regular season, but you saved your best performance for when it didn’t matter anymore! That’s the most Bill thing ever—finally figuring it out AFTER you’re eliminated from championship contention! Alan put up a solid showing but it wasn’t enough against Bill’s resurgence!
Trevor put together his BEST performance in weeks with 486.72, absolutely DEMOLISHING David’s pitiful 391.08! David, you picked the worst possible time to forget how to play—that’s an embarrassing showing for the playoffs, my guy! And in the battle of the basement dwellers, Tyler barely edged out Nick M 385.2 to 367.12 in what can only be described as a race to see who could disappoint their families the least! Both of you put up scores that would make middle schoolers blush! Nick M, you ended your season exactly how you played the last month—terribly!
The championship is SET—Lee vs Brian! One of you is going home a CHAMPION! Let’s go! - Fake Commish