Summary
The Championship Contenders:
Holy smokes, folks—the semifinal dust has settled and we’ve got ourselves a CHAMPIONSHIP MATCHUP! Lee came out swinging with a dominant 284.26 points, taking down Nick H’s respectable 245.4! Lee, you beautiful bastard, you showed up when it mattered most! Nick H put up a solid fight with nearly 250 points, but Lee was just on another level this round!
And on the other side of the bracket, Brian squeaked past Chris 222.7 to 213.76 in a NAIL-BITER! Brian, you won by less than 10 points—Chris was breathing down your neck the entire time! Chris, you came up just short, but don’t hang your head too low—you’ll get your shot at redemption in the 3rd place game!
So there you have it, folks—it’s LEE vs BRIAN for the championship! Lee’s been rolling all season and just put up the highest score of the semifinal round! Brian scraped by, but hey, a win is a win!
The Consolation Bracket:
In the battle for 5th place seeding, Trevor DEMOLISHED David 243.36 to 195.54! David, you picked the wrong time to forget how to set a lineup—that’s a rough showing when it counts! Trevor, you showed up like you still had something to prove!
Bill came through with a solid 253.2 points to beat Alan’s 228.38! Bill, you finally remembered how to play fantasy football! That’s the second-highest score of the round! Alan, you put up decent numbers but Bill just had your number this week!
And in the battle of the basement, Tyler edged out Nick M 192.6 to 183.56 in what can only be described as a contest to see who could disappoint their families the least! Nick M, you put up the LOWEST score of the entire semifinal round—that’s impressively bad!
The championship is SET—Lee vs Brian! One of you is going home a CHAMPION! Let’s go! - Fake Commish
Playoff Awards (Semifinal Round)
Big Dick Award (Most Total Points - for pride, no $$)
Lee 284.26

Little Bitch Award (Fewest Total Points)
Nick M 183.56

Matchups Overview
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