Final Wrapup

Summary

The Finals:

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WE HAVE A CHAMPION! And holy HELL, what a way to end the season! Lee has done it—he’s your 2025 Fantasy Football Champion, but let me tell you, Brian made him EARN every single point of that victory! The final score? 243.28 to 242.3. LESS THAN ONE POINT! Brian, you absolute MADMAN, you came within a single point of pulling off what would’ve been the upset of the century! Lee was sweating bullets watching those Monday night scores come in, I guarantee it!

Lee, you magnificent bastard, you dominated all season long, and then you nearly gave us all a heart attack in the finals! But a win is a win, and you’re walking away with the trophy! Brian, my guy, I don’t know whether to praise you for an incredible championship run or roast you for coming up ONE POINT SHORT! That’s the kind of loss that haunts you in the shower for YEARS! You’re gonna be lying in bed at 2 AM thinking about which roster decision cost you the title!

For Third Place:

In the battle for third place, Chris absolutely DESTROYED Nick H with a 280.16 to 160.92 beatdown! Chris, you showed up to the consolation game like you had something to prove! Nick H, meanwhile, completely fell apart—160 points in the championship round is EMBARRASSING! You went from putting up 245 in the semis to THIS?!

The Losers:

But let’s talk about the REAL story of the championship round—Trevor went absolutely NUCLEAR with 303.94 points, the HIGHEST score of the entire round, demolishing Tyler’s pathetic 168.2! Trevor, you beautiful maniac, where was this energy when you actually needed it?! You’re out here putting up 300+ points in a 5th place game!

And in the tightest consolation game of the round, Bill edged out David 192.98 to 192.54—less than HALF A POINT! David, you lost by 0.44 points! That’s gotta sting! Alan rounded out the bracket by beating Nick M 238.64 to 232.14 in the battle for 9th place.

So there you have it, folks—LEE IS YOUR 2025 CHAMPION! What a season, what a finish, and what a ONE-POINT margin of victory! See you degenerates next year! - Fake Commish

Final Standings

Final ESPN Standings after the playoffs are shown below.

No.	Team	RS Pnts	Tot Pnts	Owner
1	Let em breathe 68	1580.32	2107.86	Lee
2	Hugh’s Butt Dial	1516.80	1981.80	Brian
3	Fortes and Blounts	1490.90	1984.82	Chris
4	The Saucy Sheriff	1488.40	1894.72	Nick H
5	Dixie Normous	1398.90	1946.20	Trevor
6	Joey Freshwater	1476.48	1837.28	Tyler
7	The Mayor -	1412.10	1858.28	Bill
8	Eifert for the Bradys	1478.46	1866.54	David
9	They Tookerrr Jobs	1415.78	1882.80	Alan
10	Quiet Quitters	1280.62	1696.32	Nick M

How good were you?

The graph shows who had the strongest rosters and who made the best starter selections. The circles in the graph are teams that made the playoffs.

Payout Winners

And finally, the payout winners for the different categories are all listed below.

Award	Owner
Champion	Lee
Runner-up	Brian
Playoff Participant	Chris, Nick H
Most Total Points	Lee
2nd Most Total Points	Chris

Weekly Awards

Week	Owner	Score
1	Lee	143.56
2	Tyler	146.20
3	Bill	123.62
4	Tyler	172.40
5	Brian	158.12
6	Nick H	145.10
7	Alan	168.84
8	Tyler	158.62
9	Nick M	136.20
10	Trevor	144.60
11	Lee	140.08
12	Chris	141.92
13	David	149.40