Owner: Austin D
Status: Retired
Seasons: 15 (2006-2020)
Career Record: 101-95-0
Championships: 1 (2007)
Best Finish: 1 (Champion)
Playoff Appearances: 5
Career Points For: 19,491.4
Formerly “Shake ‘n’ Bake” / “Barefoot Duke” / “Down and Dirty Sanchez” / “Schaub on my Knob” / “Jaquizz in my Pants”. Left the league in the 2021 contraction.
Season by Season
| Year | Team Name | W | L | T | PF | Final Standing | Playoffs |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2006 | Shake ‘n’ Bake | 5 | 8 | 0 | 935.0 | 6 | No |
| 2007 | Shake ‘n’ Bake | 6 | 6 | 0 | 811.0 | 1 | Yes |
| 2008 | Shake ‘n’ Bake | 5 | 8 | 0 | 1096.0 | 8 | No |
| 2009 | Barefoot Duke | 7 | 6 | 0 | 1268.0 | 5 | Yes |
| 2010 | Down and Dirty Sanchez | 3 | 7 | 0 | 900.0 | 9 | No |
| 2011 | Schaub on my Knob | 4 | 8 | 0 | 1197.0 | 10 | No |
| 2012 | Jaquizz in my Pants | 5 | 8 | 0 | 1398.0 | 11 | No |
| 2013 | The Golden Taint | 7 | 6 | 0 | 1395.0 | 5 | No |
| 2014 | The Golden Taint | 7 | 6 | 0 | 1319.0 | 5 | No |
| 2015 | The Golden Taint | 11 | 3 | 0 | 1527.0 | 4 | Yes |
| 2016 | Golden Taint | 6 | 8 | 0 | 1481.5 | 6 | No |
| 2017 | Golden Taint | 8 | 6 | 0 | 1328.5 | 7 | No |
| 2018 | Daddy on Break | 11 | 3 | 0 | 1642.5 | 3 | Yes |
| 2019 | Daddy on Break | 11 | 3 | 0 | 1679.3 | 3 | Yes |
| 2020 | Daddy on Break | 5 | 9 | 0 | 1513.6 | 7 | No |